Birthday starts off like any good birthday should and mom and I running a round picking up the last minute items and trying to get me home in time to pick out my wardrobe and dart out the door to pick up the Lovely Lee and my boyfriend Travis and my buddy Pat.
(This is the first picture that was taken of my birthday that Lee took and the rest of the pics of the car are lee's handy work too.)
So as this thank god presues to sink in and I'm feeling a hella lot better lee took some photos of me...
Lee is all freaked out and stating that if he does its not gonna be good and hes just gonna be an ass hole the whole time and that I should come up with an excuse on why he cant fit in my car...
So I end up telling travis over the phone in that second "I didnt think he was comming I deffinately don't have room in my car he forfitted his seat so now I got a full house I still gotta pick up pat and get gas and such and I'm running way late for my own freaking party!!!!"
I thought about it as I'm pulling up to the house and lee and I were talking about how he is trying to sabatoge my party and how if he comes Ill have hell to pay if for any reason I'm feeling any type of guilt about this shit...
me being the better person decide "Fuck it" ill let him come but hes gotta be ready"
so as I'm getting out of the car with Lee to go into the dooming house of hell and tell Alex he needs to be ready to go he's like "OH you guys didnt give me time to get ready I gotta change..."
(What he was wearing before he changed was WAY better than what he had changed into so I'm pissed about that)
Okay so here I am pissed off bitching to lee and Travis about how long alex is taking and making an arrangement with Travis to sit in back with the Freak Fuck becasue Lee got so uncomfortable I didnt want her to have a heart atack if the creepy pervy pedaphile touched her or anything uber not right T_T
so lee ended up sitting up front and now I'm done with gas and travis and lee and I are in the car like WTFing the fact that Alex hasnt come out I had counted to ten sixty times and he still hadnt come out so I'm like okay he knows hes going to a party and hes fucking my party up badly I'm late I gotta pick up my last person and jet to my place I had lied to mom and told her a billion times I'm right down the street and theres still no izzy so shes calling like WTF where are you at man I'm with Laura and Mary and we are decorating and shit already >_<.... So I pull around the gas station and we all see him flirting with the fucking cashier and taking his sweet time and I'm like he better fracking hurry or I'm going ... "Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven... Six... five... four ... three two one okay hes out of fucking time I'm leaving"
and just as I'm pushing the gas he comes bolting out of the Seven Eleven so fast that I stop my car and lee's yelling "Hurry the fuck up alex start running!!!"
so now he comes to a dead stop and starts walking hella slow and I'm like "Alex fucking get your ass in the car fucking hell hurry up hurry up HURRY UP I"M SO DAMN LATE"
he finally gets in the car and was like "Damn you guys were gonna leave me all I was getting was chips and shit blah blah (I didnt pay atention hes an ass)"
so I'm almost to Pats and mom calls "where are you Izzy " "I'm almost there I'm around the corner at a stop light"
Freaking big bad lie I was like 3 miles away from my party >_<
So I'm in the process of getting Pat and alex is bitching the wole damn time how hes not gonna sit bitch and how a bunch of other fucked up shit and I ended up screaming at him that if he thought it was bitch its becasue he is a bitch its just a spot in the car get the fuck over it scoot over or get the fuck out.
so I'm introducing pat to the people and finally heading to my party.
most of the people that were talking were Travis and pat then lee and I and we were purposly saying things to make alex uncomfortalbe mentioning all the shit he has done and then penis size and a bunch of other things and may I add when lee and I were hanging he had the balls to state the remark of how one topic i'm cute and shit then its
OH funny enough I'm not his "type" and that he would rather gouge out his own fucking eyes than date me >_<>okay so now on to more fun story crazyness I'm at my party and a few of the guests have arrived and Laura and mary were already there with my mom all good fine fine whatever.
Laura just got out of a 6 month relationship with this goon of a boy that I had already previously told her not to date casue the guy was a creep but she wouldnt listen and then she was engaged to this retarded fuck but noooo it gets worse now that was just a positive point.
oh man shit I feel so bad for pat shes nuts and wanting a pretty guy blah blah and pats just lkie ewwww or whatever the hell he was thinking in his head I'm not gonna comment on that becasue he never ganve imput about it so I dunno lmfao >_<
And now she sits with Alex and is not jammed up with everyone at the table thats like where the party is at?????????? What gives man (we all know what gives but yeah)
Okay so now that everyone is all comfy cozy in my blog I must continue with the activitys...
so now the party has started and who all is here is here and they want to play games and I decide tostart off with my quiz at this point I'm so pissed off I just want to do something thats gonna make me forget I even invited the fuck head >_< (god he didnt make that easy) I think I would have had better luck gutting myself with a butter knife than actually having a heart and letting him come to this event (I'm still thinking I should have left this jerk off at the seven eleven argh!!!!) On to the Twilight Pop Quiz...!!! or something close to on to the twilight quiz >_<>_< (CHEATER MUCH)
well no one needs to guess what he did after that... he continued big whoopdie there
and every one else was getting mad as well and so end result out of 60 questions we only got to 27 cause alex is a tard and the quiz would have went quick if it wernt for alex and the blah blah blah ness >_<.
Okay sadly I dont have any pictures of the other games we did but ill state the following.
I dont recall if we played bobbing for apples first before the quiz or not but we played bobbing for apples and then we started in on the twilight jeopardy round one....
LOLz all around as alex is now no longer apart of jeopardy but jumps around helping others cheat which leads into this and....
I'm cutting and serving my guests and well some of the cake crumbled apart T_T and I was having slight issues ha ha ha ha ha ha so all the pieces get handed out and then I finally serve alex and laura becasue well they were exciled from the wole party not only by vote but they chose to leave by choice.
so I think after that we decided to play another round of jeopardy which was round two and lee was so excited she won that round and all was happy in the land of Lee ^_^
(CHEATER!!!
oh on that quick note I'm not jellous at all for those of you thinking I'm nagging out of pure and utter jellousy Alex is not atractive at all period hes a jerk and says mean shit to better him self and laura is a rotten whore and needs to get a fucking life they are both 12 in mind and well at the moment I am no better but I can openly admit that and well I can live with that but I cant live with the fact Alex has done so many uncalled for things to Lee and this girl that he was suposedly dating and then cozied up with a skank.)
okay so back to our devious balloon plan Pat, Kimmie Mark Me travis and lee are all plotting pure destruction on this situation and wanting more than anything to get them bad.
some how in the midst of trying to get everyone but myself I found out the hard way that just casue I'm the birthday girl doesnt mean that I claim immunity from the water balloon fight LMFAO Yep no immunity for me no sir ree bob I got pelted with huge watermellon sized water ballons and well the war was on lol I was out to pay mark back and get pat which was a bitch becsaue he was the one immune to it for some unknown reason I finally got him good when he made the biggest balloon that made pat look preggers ha ha ha ha ha and it was made for alex but everyone was wet but him at this point so I walked behind him and poked the balloon with my finger and dude it popped and it was funny "Curses foiled by my own balloon" he knew it was comming ha ha ha ha ha ha ha pat's a good sport.
Travis got pretty wet too and at one point during all of this the gang got Laura but alex ran away like a puss and next thing I see as I'm filling balloons is laura in her brah and undies in the park around kids O_o she won the wet teeshirt contest by far and now is exposing her whole body for everyone to look at and it grossed me out tremendously what disrespect to do at someones party we all wernt running around in our undies and shit she stayed that way for a good fucking hour before alex got a hair up his butt and decided to give her his shirt >_< This is like the coolest picture ever! Mary wanted to get a picture of the baloon fight in action so they went out side and did the deed and travis threw the balloon to the ground and it looked like a dolphin so oddly enough I'm calling this picture the water bender picture ^_^
so all was fun at one point I actually got alex aand hit him with a breaker box right by him and got it all soaking wet ^_^(This pic was taken cause pat and mark sneak attacked me in the bathroom and I am on my way to the boys bathroom to get then back)
i wish I had a picture of this cause it was no where near close to that if it looks like underwear and panties its underwear and panties just cause you spent 50 dollars on it dosnt make it a fucking luxury swim atire. next there came a point where I was tired of not being able to run in my dress so I changed so I could get alex and make him pay T_T
well pat had already been running after his ass like hella and well alex got away at this point in the game I didnt think alex would actually stand still for his whole "Well its your birthday and Ill let you pelt a waterballoon at me" spheel and so I had people hold him so I could get him (I really thought laura holding him was a bad idea becasue I was thinking she was gonna let him go and he was gonna run)
not like that part mattered any way I threw that balloon at him with such force that slapped him in the face but noooooo it didnt pop T_T so that was a failure and I decided to give up and move on to bigger and better things cause I was just wanting to be relieved and not dwell on the prick head.
the other two gift givers were Lee and Mary but I got them early.
Lee got me this cute necklace and earing set in the pictures its that draped piece with all the hearts and I dunno if anyone saw my wrists but the bracelet was from lee as well and then mary got me all this cute cupcake related stuff journal, magnets, lib gloss, and some socks and some twilight candies the whole three set ^_^
Okay so at this lovely point I think this was the last I saw of Alex and the lovely Laura cause they were leaving to get smokes suposedly...
We ran into the girl Amanda who had the Hots for my boyfriend back in the day ^_^ and it made her mad to see my happy group of Cute looking people and all that fun Jazz.
so now the night continues on and what happens next O_o
I told him to just let it go for now to kick back get into my car and lets have fun and get our boba.
well in my car Keoki was so quiet it was sad i told him not to be the quiet black man in my car becsue its scary.... I was hoping to get a laugh out of him.... it didnt work too well.
I even offered him my car to drive for a while just so he can get around >_<>Travis and I ended up ordering boba first we got a Wheat Germ Milk Tea and Lee got a Strawberry Boba Ice and pat got a Honey Dew Melon Boba Ice.
it was so cute Travis bought Lee hers and Pat was explaining the Boba situation to her and asked her all these questions and she ended up getting the strawberry one ha ha ha ha ha it was too cute, and Pat was like yep honey dew mellon and that was it.
she took this picture and then she also took my picture.
the boba place was closing and so that pretty much ended the boba fun I dropped lee back off at home and then dropped pat off and then travis keoki and I went back to his car to try and fix it and see waht the issue was and well in the end he got it running the area that holds the battery down melted and popped apart and the little battery covers melted so I dunno what happened after that but i went back to travis's house to kick back and eat a burger and just enjoy the rest of my birthday night...
(WARNING ENTERING A ALEX AND LAURA WHORE RESTRICTED AREA)
so we get back to the house and Alex and Laura are being hella loud and Alex is talking mad shit about travis and I then Laura and him are just laughing so loud there was no peace at all and they were purposly being ass holes and just being disrespectful.
theres this project travis and i were working on and alex was showing it to laura after I didnt want it being shown to any one untill after my mother and fathers divorce and he just fucking showed it off to her and that made me super pissed off it was a secret not for him to share with the fucking public like that and he just fucked up bad.
end result he made me feel so uncomfortable in that house that night I left there pissed off and nausious and oh my god there is a part two to this story please stay tuned and no there wont be any pictures just alot more anger and hate bashing on Alex >_<