And the beat goes on... La de da de de

So the wonderful party was yesterday and the short version is I wiouldn't change any of it for the world I had a freaking blast and a half it was a trial an error party and my charm making ability for my charms site so seeing as all that was a big hit Ill be making an area for special custom charms for party favors ^_^ (well lee will add it cause if I do shell break my fingers)

Okay now that was the short story now for the lovely novel I'm warning you all now if you are faint of heart for bashing and alot of foul words I'll try and censor the best I can but geez I feel like just beeing cut and dry about it.

Now on to the event.

Birthday starts off like any good birthday should and mom and I running a round picking up the last minute items and trying to get me home in time to pick out my wardrobe and dart out the door to pick up the Lovely Lee and my boyfriend Travis and my buddy Pat.

Sooooo I have now just arrived at Lee's house and Trais calls and txts and calls some more about how Alex really wants to come to my party and then how hes so hung over he was vomiting in the freaking toilet and such so he deffinately is out of the picture now so I'm like "THANK GOD!!" O_O
(This is the first picture that was taken of my birthday that Lee took and the rest of the pics of the car are lee's handy work too.)

So as this thank god presues to sink in and I'm feeling a hella lot better lee took some photos of me...

I'm explaining to Lee that I'm glad he isnt comming and how I assume all he would do is Purposly try and frack up my party becasue hes that type of doushe bag and would be capable of pulling something like that out of his ass and not feel any type of shame or remorse because hes an ass hole >_<

(God I wish this was an exageration but hell I could not make up anything this jusy if I tried hes just naturally that flippin' wacked)

Oh my god and what heppened a little prior to this picture was hell and I would have rather pulled out my fucking teeth >_<

So I'm calling Travis or hes calling me just as I'm turning the corner to reach his house and travis proceds to tell me "Well Alex decided he wanted to come to your party"
Lee is all freaked out and stating that if he does its not gonna be good and hes just gonna be an ass hole the whole time and that I should come up with an excuse on why he cant fit in my car...

So I end up telling travis over the phone in that second "I didnt think he was comming I deffinately don't have room in my car he forfitted his seat so now I got a full house I still gotta pick up pat and get gas and such and I'm running way late for my own freaking party!!!!"

I thought about it as I'm pulling up to the house and lee and I were talking about how he is trying to sabatoge my party and how if he comes Ill have hell to pay if for any reason I'm feeling any type of guilt about this shit...

me being the better person decide "Fuck it" ill let him come but hes gotta be ready"

so as I'm getting out of the car with Lee to go into the dooming house of hell and tell Alex he needs to be ready to go he's like "OH you guys didnt give me time to get ready I gotta change..."
(What he was wearing before he changed was WAY better than what he had changed into so I'm pissed about that)

so what ensued from that pont was just a bunch of fucked up shit >_<>

we finally get into the fucking car and I need gas and Pat still needed a few moments so I was like okay I can stall for Pat hes not a dick headed fuck nard like Alex so I'm getting my gas now

(gas picture about how pissed I am about Alex comming and taking forever and I told him to hury and he took his sweet ass time )
Okay so here I am pissed off bitching to lee and Travis about how long alex is taking and making an arrangement with Travis to sit in back with the Freak Fuck becasue Lee got so uncomfortable I didnt want her to have a heart atack if the creepy pervy pedaphile touched her or anything uber not right T_T

so lee ended up sitting up front and now I'm done with gas and travis and lee and I are in the car like WTFing the fact that Alex hasnt come out I had counted to ten sixty times and he still hadnt come out so I'm like okay he knows hes going to a party and hes fucking my party up badly I'm late I gotta pick up my last person and jet to my place I had lied to mom and told her a billion times I'm right down the street and theres still no izzy so shes calling like WTF where are you at man I'm with Laura and Mary and we are decorating and shit already >_<.... So I pull around the gas station and we all see him flirting with the fucking cashier and taking his sweet time and I'm like he better fracking hurry or I'm going ... "Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven... Six... five... four ... three two one okay hes out of fucking time I'm leaving"

and just as I'm pushing the gas he comes bolting out of the Seven Eleven so fast that I stop my car and lee's yelling "Hurry the fuck up alex start running!!!"

so now he comes to a dead stop and starts walking hella slow and I'm like "Alex fucking get your ass in the car fucking hell hurry up hurry up HURRY UP I"M SO DAMN LATE"

he finally gets in the car and was like "Damn you guys were gonna leave me all I was getting was chips and shit blah blah (I didnt pay atention hes an ass)"

so I'm almost to Pats and mom calls "where are you Izzy " "I'm almost there I'm around the corner at a stop light"
Freaking big bad lie I was like 3 miles away from my party >_<

So I'm in the process of getting Pat and alex is bitching the wole damn time how hes not gonna sit bitch and how a bunch of other fucked up shit and I ended up screaming at him that if he thought it was bitch its becasue he is a bitch its just a spot in the car get the fuck over it scoot over or get the fuck out.

so I'm introducing pat to the people and finally heading to my party.

most of the people that were talking were Travis and pat then lee and I and we were purposly saying things to make alex uncomfortalbe mentioning all the shit he has done and then penis size and a bunch of other things and may I add when lee and I were hanging he had the balls to state the remark of how one topic i'm cute and shit then its

OH funny enough I'm not his "type" and that he would rather gouge out his own fucking eyes than date me >_<>okay so now on to more fun story crazyness I'm at my party and a few of the guests have arrived and Laura and mary were already there with my mom all good fine fine whatever.

Laura just got out of a 6 month relationship with this goon of a boy that I had already previously told her not to date casue the guy was a creep but she wouldnt listen and then she was engaged to this retarded fuck but noooo it gets worse now that was just a positive point.

okay so now they are broken up and she feels I should play cupid and hook her up with one of my guyfriends at my party >_<

first she flirts WITH MY BOYFRIEND shes flirting with travis and I see this I'm not blind I'm not a moron I just subtly pretend like I'm not paying atention >_<

again I repeat dont fucking fuck with me ~_~

okay so Travis wasnt working at all gee I wonder why so she moves on to her next victum hunt and starts hitting on Pat...
oh man shit I feel so bad for pat shes nuts and wanting a pretty guy blah blah and pats just lkie ewwww or whatever the hell he was thinking in his head I'm not gonna comment on that becasue he never ganve imput about it so I dunno lmfao >_<

lees like stating how I'm not a good match maker and so is alex and I state to laura usually I am but if someones psycho and wants to purpose to someone on the second date thats not my issue I fucking tried and its not my fault that people like alex shouldnt have relationships any way...

so then she is clinging to alex and flirting with him and blah HE HAD A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND WHO CARES HES 22 AND SHES 15 THE POINT IS H E H A D A G I R L F R I E N D!!!

spelling it out now what hes borderline doing forget the pedaphile thing is cheating CHEATING C H E A T I N G on his girlfriend with his look of I wanna fuck you two was from tomorrow twards laura!!!!!

(I left this one huge becasue I want you all to see how laura is propped up next to my cake beint flirty come on mow we all know girl dody languate and look how at first no one is even interested shes like "Hey I'm For Sale Lets Talk" and nope nothing >_< )

And now she sits with Alex and is not jammed up with everyone at the table thats like where the party is at?????????? What gives man (we all know what gives but yeah)

Okay so now that everyone is all comfy cozy in my blog I must continue with the activitys...
so now the party has started and who all is here is here and they want to play games and I decide tostart off with my quiz at this point I'm so pissed off I just want to do something thats gonna make me forget I even invited the fuck head >_< (god he didnt make that easy) I think I would have had better luck gutting myself with a butter knife than actually having a heart and letting him come to this event (I'm still thinking I should have left this jerk off at the seven eleven argh!!!!) On to the Twilight Pop Quiz...!!! or something close to on to the twilight quiz >_<>_< (CHEATER MUCH)

I decide to rip into him after a few and tell him to shut the fuck up Ill repeat the shit quit blirting out bull shit and fucking up the party!!!!
well no one needs to guess what he did after that... he continued big whoopdie there

So now this is me with my final agravation of alex and him saying What is blah every freaking second of all my questions I finally ream him then about he needs to shut his face and just take the fucking test!!!!
and every one else was getting mad as well and so end result out of 60 questions we only got to 27 cause alex is a tard and the quiz would have went quick if it wernt for alex and the blah blah blah ness >_<.

And now I'm grading the tests and I decide to look at alex's test and well yes of corse he got all the answers right this son of a bitch read all the books like 50 times over and again cause hes a misrable low life who cant keep a girlfriend for no longer than two months TWO MONTHS is this dick heads longest relationship!!!!

Okay sadly I dont have any pictures of the other games we did but ill state the following.
I dont recall if we played bobbing for apples first before the quiz or not but we played bobbing for apples and then we started in on the twilight jeopardy round one....

I really wish I could have had pics of that shit it was me being a ticking time bomb waiting to jump on alex. first off he should have just been Man enought to remove himself from the game but decided to be a prick and do what the ass hole does best rub people the wrong way.

everyone that was playing the jeopardy game were getting upset over the fact that he first kept blirting out the answers and winning so damn much that it wasnt fair to everyone else becsaue he was just bombarding them with shit.

Then we all decide to take a quick poll of if alex should be exiled from jeopardy and everyone agrees INCLUDING ALEX "wait what I wanna vote too"
LOLz all around as alex is now no longer apart of jeopardy but jumps around helping others cheat which leads into this and....

So now I let into alex infront of everyone and say exactly or close to this " Alex has no life and has read all these fucking books over 800 times and probabbly jerks off to them becasue he cant keep a girlfriend for longer than a fucking week becasue he wants to tell them how much he loves them and whats a doubble wedding and fuck himself over cause he cant take advice"

then he just ends up walking away with laura flirting up a storm and cheating of his pore girl and not having a single care or concern about it>_< (I wish I could have killed him)

at one point I even threatened him about his man hood and if he valued it or not and i looked pretty visious and then he left with laura again after getting my goat but he had been sent for such a loop that he just walked away cause hes a fucking pussy!

next we decided to eat cake and do the happy birthday blah blah blah and all that jazz ^_^

So now a happy break becasue I wasnt even talking to Alex or the whore known as Laura and well I wish I could ahve predicted what was to happen next I would ahve just said the party was over after the cake was eaten T_T

I'm cutting and serving my guests and well some of the cake crumbled apart T_T and I was having slight issues ha ha ha ha ha ha so all the pieces get handed out and then I finally serve alex and laura becasue well they were exciled from the wole party not only by vote but they chose to leave by choice.

so I think after that we decided to play another round of jeopardy which was round two and lee was so excited she won that round and all was happy in the land of Lee ^_^

we then proceded to have our waterballoon war and we were already planning on getting laura and alex drenched with water becasue they were stranding themselves in the abiss of my party casue they were butt hurt and Laura wanted to flirt and make out

(CHEATER!!!
oh on that quick note I'm not jellous at all for those of you thinking I'm nagging out of pure and utter jellousy Alex is not atractive at all period hes a jerk and says mean shit to better him self and laura is a rotten whore and needs to get a fucking life they are both 12 in mind and well at the moment I am no better but I can openly admit that and well I can live with that but I cant live with the fact Alex has done so many uncalled for things to Lee and this girl that he was suposedly dating and then cozied up with a skank.)

okay so back to our devious balloon plan Pat, Kimmie Mark Me travis and lee are all plotting pure destruction on this situation and wanting more than anything to get them bad.

some how in the midst of trying to get everyone but myself I found out the hard way that just casue I'm the birthday girl doesnt mean that I claim immunity from the water balloon fight LMFAO Yep no immunity for me no sir ree bob I got pelted with huge watermellon sized water ballons and well the war was on lol I was out to pay mark back and get pat which was a bitch becsaue he was the one immune to it for some unknown reason I finally got him good when he made the biggest balloon that made pat look preggers ha ha ha ha ha and it was made for alex but everyone was wet but him at this point so I walked behind him and poked the balloon with my finger and dude it popped and it was funny "Curses foiled by my own balloon" he knew it was comming ha ha ha ha ha ha ha pat's a good sport.

Travis got pretty wet too and at one point during all of this the gang got Laura but alex ran away like a puss and next thing I see as I'm filling balloons is laura in her brah and undies in the park around kids O_o she won the wet teeshirt contest by far and now is exposing her whole body for everyone to look at and it grossed me out tremendously what disrespect to do at someones party we all wernt running around in our undies and shit she stayed that way for a good fucking hour before alex got a hair up his butt and decided to give her his shirt >_< This is like the coolest picture ever! Mary wanted to get a picture of the baloon fight in action so they went out side and did the deed and travis threw the balloon to the ground and it looked like a dolphin so oddly enough I'm calling this picture the water bender picture ^_^
so all was fun at one point I actually got alex aand hit him with a breaker box right by him and got it all soaking wet ^_^(This pic was taken cause pat and mark sneak attacked me in the bathroom and I am on my way to the boys bathroom to get then back)

then he ran like a pussy again and yeah Laura was still all over the place in her suposed "Its like a bikini"
i wish I had a picture of this cause it was no where near close to that if it looks like underwear and panties its underwear and panties just cause you spent 50 dollars on it dosnt make it a fucking luxury swim atire. next there came a point where I was tired of not being able to run in my dress so I changed so I could get alex and make him pay T_T
well pat had already been running after his ass like hella and well alex got away at this point in the game I didnt think alex would actually stand still for his whole "Well its your birthday and Ill let you pelt a waterballoon at me" spheel and so I had people hold him so I could get him (I really thought laura holding him was a bad idea becasue I was thinking she was gonna let him go and he was gonna run)
not like that part mattered any way I threw that balloon at him with such force that slapped him in the face but noooooo it didnt pop T_T so that was a failure and I decided to give up and move on to bigger and better things cause I was just wanting to be relieved and not dwell on the prick head.

Now I'm calling an official game over and Pat won the water balloon fight so onto poening birthday gifts ^_^This lovely twilight bag came form keoki ^_^ and it had a new shoe smell so guess what happens kiddies ^_^

yep I decide to wear it on my head lolz

Along with the lovely bag on my head I also recieved this way cool iPod radio and it blasts music hella loud that was Kimmie and Marks gift to me ^_^ I got Twenty dollars from Pat the verry next day it got me out of a bind with gas ^_^ I got some clothse from my mom and then I got a 25 dollar gift card from Venus.
the other two gift givers were Lee and Mary but I got them early.
Lee got me this cute necklace and earing set in the pictures its that draped piece with all the hearts and I dunno if anyone saw my wrists but the bracelet was from lee as well and then mary got me all this cute cupcake related stuff journal, magnets, lib gloss, and some socks and some twilight candies the whole three set ^_^

Okay so at this lovely point I think this was the last I saw of Alex and the lovely Laura cause they were leaving to get smokes suposedly...

yeah all nice and cozey and all fucked up and wrong >_<

Prior to that going down Keoki needed Gas and so we stopped at the gas station and had some fun ^_^

We ran into the girl Amanda who had the Hots for my boyfriend back in the day ^_^ and it made her mad to see my happy group of Cute looking people and all that fun Jazz.

Travis wanted a picture of the scene of the crime so we were posing for lee and keoki decided to be funny along with me I think this is the funniest thing ever XD

so now the night continues on and what happens next O_o

Keoki's car decideds to catch on fire well not his car but his battery all of a sudden everyone hears a big pop sound and Pat was like see I told you I smelt fire works...

at this point we are so close to china town for boba and we had to pull over Travis pat and lee were in my car and keoki was following us so now we are with him at the seven eleven T_T

kinda ironic that the day begins with me being upset with alex at seven eleven and is ending with keokis car not working parked at the seven eleven >_<

This is keoki examining his car and well its pretty bad.
I told him to just let it go for now to kick back get into my car and lets have fun and get our boba.
well in my car Keoki was so quiet it was sad i told him not to be the quiet black man in my car becsue its scary.... I was hoping to get a laugh out of him.... it didnt work too well.
I even offered him my car to drive for a while just so he can get around >_<>Travis and I ended up ordering boba first we got a Wheat Germ Milk Tea and Lee got a Strawberry Boba Ice and pat got a Honey Dew Melon Boba Ice.

it was so cute Travis bought Lee hers and Pat was explaining the Boba situation to her and asked her all these questions and she ended up getting the strawberry one ha ha ha ha ha it was too cute, and Pat was like yep honey dew mellon and that was it.

this would be Lee with her Boba and she looks pretty content about it ^_^
she took this picture and then she also took my picture.
the boba place was closing and so that pretty much ended the boba fun I dropped lee back off at home and then dropped pat off and then travis keoki and I went back to his car to try and fix it and see waht the issue was and well in the end he got it running the area that holds the battery down melted and popped apart and the little battery covers melted so I dunno what happened after that but i went back to travis's house to kick back and eat a burger and just enjoy the rest of my birthday night...

(WARNING ENTERING A ALEX AND LAURA WHORE RESTRICTED AREA)

so we get back to the house and Alex and Laura are being hella loud and Alex is talking mad shit about travis and I then Laura and him are just laughing so loud there was no peace at all and they were purposly being ass holes and just being disrespectful.

theres this project travis and i were working on and alex was showing it to laura after I didnt want it being shown to any one untill after my mother and fathers divorce and he just fucking showed it off to her and that made me super pissed off it was a secret not for him to share with the fucking public like that and he just fucked up bad.

This is apart of a set of final pictures that was taken for my birthday night and I decided to goof off and take some funny ones so I wouldnt be so anoyed with Alex...

end result he made me feel so uncomfortable in that house that night I left there pissed off and nausious and oh my god there is a part two to this story please stay tuned and no there wont be any pictures just alot more anger and hate bashing on Alex >_<

stay tuned kiddies

Its Juicy! <3